Our Elf on the Shelf has begun to hide himself every night and get into things. Here's what he was up to the first night.
The boys made (read: ate all the candy for) gingerbread houses with Auntie Paige. See the sugar high written all over their faces??
"Mom I don't like that air coming out of your nose. It's too hot. Please don't do breathing."
"Dear God please be with the people who don't have houses, and the people who don't have mouths to eat their food, and the zoos that don't have giraffes." (because a zoo without a giraffe is just as bad as a face without a mouth)
After getting in trouble for lying we hug and he says, "It's me mom, not you."
"I don't understand a lot a bit. Just a little bit."
Daddy: "Titus stop whining every time we say no. Mommy and Daddy are tired of hearing eeehhhhhhh, waaaaa, map!" Titus laughing: "Daddy you goof me up with that!"
Jumping out of hiding at Daddy: "Daddy, did I sneak you up?"
"This candy tastes like dragon blood and pumpkin candle!"
4 years
"Mom can you not sing today? I'm sick." Thanks, son.
"TOMATO soup?? Why not STRAWBERRY soup??"
Wrapping a present: "I'm going to secret it up!!"
As we are following Auntie Paige to the restaurant: "She's getting away from us! UGH- I wish the Blue Bullet had better wheels!!"
"Mom!! I saw an old grandma that can WALK!! But not TOO fast because she has a stepping stick."
"Titus you knew that, right? That the moon is really a reflection? The sun is shining it's light on the moon." " NO! Mom. Really there is a man in there with a switch and he switches it on at night!" Ha- you win, T.
5 years
"I love you with make-up on, Mom. You are so beautiful." So of course I had to tell him that God made girls beautiful even without make-up. But he says, "Hmm. Well I pretty much like you better with it on."
"Alexander you need to hold my hand in the parking lot because I'm going to be a police officer and I'm bigger than you."
6 years
"Mom! Eli got a coupon for a free KaROWDY class!"
"Thanks mom for dinner! It tastes so good I hope!"
T: "Eli can you do the spits?" E: "SPLITS TITUS!!" T: "God can do the spits. But only in heaven."
"Mom you are the best mom I've ever known about! I just want to cover you up with a blanket SO BAD!"
7 years
As dad is driving on the highway in OKC, "We're bout to drift!"
1 comment:
This makes me smile! Remember when we made gingerbread houses in high school?
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